my talents include being able to sit on the toilet for 30 minutes being distracted by my phone
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i may act like i’m sassy but if you’re mean to me there is a 900% chance i’ll cry
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"Too many young girls don’t know how to act when someone’s being inappropriate with them. They giggle or they try to brush it off. Don’t do that. Tell them to go fuck themselves - be a bitch. If someone’s being disrespectful to you, be disrespectful right back. Show them the same amount of respect that they show you."
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people who bite ice cream with their front teeth are on a whole different level
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